Asakusa
So I woke up this morning in Shinagawa and was like, I'm having a great time on my trip. Earth is dope, but I'm trying to fuck with space. And then I saw this billboard.
On the way to the space train I got caught up at McCafe, again.
So I get on this train to Asakusa and this is the first thing I see. It's like, grab a little lobster and a fish, one cock, a frog, another dick, and maybe a turtle. And just one more dick for good measure.
Once I got over the dick sprinkling fiasco, I looked up and saw this wonderful temple.
On the road to the temple there were tons of pop-up eateries.
I glanced to my right and saw in the great distance a gigantic building being built.
Zoom.
And then I arrived.
After some praying for my friends and fam, I prayed that this monkey would learn how to dress himself.
I got front row seats to the monkey show with these kids. Great company.
Afterwards, I ran up the block to eat some noodles.
And some under-cooked chicken skewers.
I thought about desert.
But didn't really like my big black options so I passed.
On the way out of Asakusa I tried figuring out what this giant golden sperm was doing. Cold chilling.
Hard to see from this photo, but all the ninjas rocked ninja shoes with air bubbles. I was jealous to say the least.
Super million hair. Get it?
They were expecting me in Shinjuku.
And FYI, people waste their money on Harry Potter out here as well.
Until tomorrow.