For Here Or To Go?
Can somebody tell me what happened last night?
First I went to the Hemlock to have a beer or two after work and ended up drinking these.
Before I knew it I was at a random house party in a sombrero and mustache! What the fuck?!
Things were a little blurry after this. I know my homie Jason threw a whole shot of Jameson in my eyeball and I smashed him in the face with the Yellow Pages. My girl told me she came home and found me passed out and asked me how my night was and I replied with "For here or to go?" Good times!
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